If you’re concerned about the environment you’re a “vigilante litigant”
If you’re a member of a union you’re an “economic traitor”
If you’re a working mother claiming maternity leave you’re a “double dipper” (unless you’re married to Mathias Cormann or Josh Frydenberg)
If you’re an ABC employee you’re part of a “lefty lynch mob”
If you’re an asylum seeker you’re “Illegal”
If you’re concerned about human rights you’re “blatantly politically partisan” and if you investigate allegations of human rights abuses for the UN you’re a “disgrace”
If you’re a whistle blower you’re a “criminal”
If you attend an anti-government rally you’re a “thug”
If you’re a university student you’re a “whinger”
If you’re a welfare recipient you’re a “rorter”
If you’re getting paid penalty rates you’re “greedy”
If you’re living in poverty it’s because of your “poor lifestyle choices”
If you’re unemployed you’re “lazy”
If you’re middle class you’re a “leaner”
If you’re a lump of coal you’re “good for humanity”